can I just say how much I really really love this???

“You know what the difference between ____ and ____ are? One is a f*****t and one is a Jew”
*In my head* “Screw you. You are the kind of person who ends up murdering people for no reason”
Best Scenes From a Hat EVER.
Drew: Unlikely famous movie scenes to be done nude.
Kathy: The hills are alive...
Worth watching if you were a huge fan of this show~
“Whose Line Is It Anyways? - Hilarious Bloopers “
Alias (05x14, I See Dead People)
Nadia: How long do you think you can deceive them? Page 47... eventually they're going to find out you already know what it says. You're stalling. You must have some plan.
Sloane: What do you want from me, Nadia?
Nadia: I don't want anything.
Sloane: Why don't you understand, Nadia? Every sacrifice I've ever made has been for the greater good.
Nadia: Yet every sacrifice you've made has come at someone else's expense. Or have you forgotten?
Sloane: Oh, no, I haven't forgotten. I play it over in my mind. The irony: All those years I was worried about your well-being... and now I realize, in the end, I had no choice.
Nadia: You still believe that, don't you? That your actions are controlled by fate? That you were chosen? Why Dad? Surely you must ask yourself: why would Rambaldi choose you? You're not a man of honor. You're not particularly courageous. You're charitable, but only when it serves your own interests. And last but not least, you murder the people you claim to love.
Sloane: What do you want from me, Nadia?
Nadia: I don't want anything.
Sloane: Then why are you here?
Nadia: Dad... I'm here because you want me here. Now you can pursue Rambaldi and have your daughter at the same time. Isn't that what you said you wanted? Just before you killed me?
Sark: You and I are destined to work together, I truly believe that.
Sydney: Sark is like the good-looking guy in high school who knows how cute he is and won’t take “no” for an answer.
Sydney: “Don’t use rational thought as a defence with me. Not after all you and I have seen. Vaughn, you and I live and breathe madness everyday on the job. There is no rational thought. I can’t even pretend to have a conversation about anything else with you. What it comes down to is faith. What I was hoping you would say is ‘Sydney, I gave up, I gave up on us and I lost faith’. But what you came here for is closure. And there is not a chance you are getting that from me. I’m not gonna say I understand, I’m not gonna say I sympathise with you and tell you how hard it must be for you. You wanna know how I am? I am horrible, Vaughn, I am ripped apart. And not because I lost you but because, if it had been me, I would have waited. I would have found out the truth. I wouldn’t have given up on you, and now I realise what an absolute waste that would have been.
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